So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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