You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
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I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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