it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
only you would photoshop your dick
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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