So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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