"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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