found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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