just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
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It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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