listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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