You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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