Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
i out mim tonsoeep
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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