I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Is it because I queefed?
I just found puke in my bra..
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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