real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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