yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He felt like a one man threesome
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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