I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
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i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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