why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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