just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
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If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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