Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
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Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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