Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
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