Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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