i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You dont lie about slip and slides
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
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In other news, I just burned my penis
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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