Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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