In the future we'll all be gay
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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