I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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