awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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