girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
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