The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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