Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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