you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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