I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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