You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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