on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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