Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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