your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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