hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
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You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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