i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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