id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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