office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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