You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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