Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
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have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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