okay pat passed out under dana's car
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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