We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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