glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
You don't make any sense
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