Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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