New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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