he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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