I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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