You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Randomize