Pappa wants mamma naked
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
