Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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