Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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