Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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