is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
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He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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