on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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