I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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